However, being Friday the 13th, I arrived at the hospital unprepared in one critical way:
Sensible Shoes.
Yes, I attended the birth of my children wearing pointy toed boots and green pants. This is, I'm sure, a harbinger of things to come.

The delivery began at 12:59 PM and Baby A was born at 1:02, Baby B was born at 1:04, and Baby C was born at 1:08.

Jill came through the delivery literally without breaking a sweat.